hi:

*picks u up for prom in heelys*

(via covocal)

bearholdt:

Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.

(Source: bearholdt, via covocal)

daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

(Source: , via covocal)

kmoleary:

permanentprocrastination:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via unshaped)

weavemunchers:

my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

(via covocal)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via covocal)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti, via ashdaaaank)