*picks u up for prom in heelys*
Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
(Source: , via covocal)
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it